dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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