ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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