So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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