I just cut my nipple shaving
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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