O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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