Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
