You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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