also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The beer is more important than you right now.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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