I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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