we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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