I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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