I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You are the jesus of drinking
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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