I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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