There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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