But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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