i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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