All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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