My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
