The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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