Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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