I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Someone signed my nipple.
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