her vagine was all disorganized.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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