i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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