don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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