I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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