butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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