At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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