I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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