Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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