Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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