Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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