Need sex. Gaining weight.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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