so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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