That's when you crack a 10am beer
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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