today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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