I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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