Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
