he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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