to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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