Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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