He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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