yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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