There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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