I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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