You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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