a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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