Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Randomize
