Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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