I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
