We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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