Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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