Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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