I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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